Today is my birthday. Don't ask me how old I am. If you care you can look it up on the Internet along with pictures of my vagina.
I'm having my party at Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo's in Burbank (259 N Pass ave).
I'm not allowed to fuck people on the dance floor at Sardo's (almost got banned for doing that) or take off my clothes so I will behaving myself tonight...but who knows what will happen after that.